A Few *Things* to Be Thankful For…

by Jason Shaw

I’ve been thinking a bit about our current economic situation, and I’ve put it into the context of human history, at least in my own warped way. Hope this helps you keep things in perspective!

Here goes:

  1. I sure am thankful I’m not caught in a tug of war between two crocodiles on the Lower Zambezi River in Zimbabwe
  2. My village was not raided by 1,000 blood-thirsty marauding Vikings - today at least
  3. I have not been reincarnated as a slug
  4. I’m not shipwrecked in the Antarctic
  5. Wondering how far above the water the fin moving towards me is
  6. I’m not dangling upside down from a splitting rope on the side of a Nepalese mountain
  7. Not running from a lava flow
  8. Wondering how long I need to play dead until the Grizzly goes away
  9. Thinking I probably should have portaged as the roar of Niagara becomes really loud
  10. And finally, I haven’t been bitten by a Cobra today! (trying to avoid any cobras for the rest of the day)

Whew, today is an awesome day! Hope your day is going as well too.

-Jason

Warped, deranged and thankful founder of MyPerfectColor.com

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